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A Bullshitter’s Guide to Avoiding People

Our time on this planet is precious, and we should not squander it by spending it with people we don’t want to be around.
VICE Staff
8.24.18
Sex

How to Be a Great Third in a Threesome

The VICE Guide to finding your inner unicorn.
Allison Tierney
8.13.18
Sex

This Handy Website Shows the Best Spots to Have Sex in Public

Mispicerados.com offers over 12,000 user-reviewed places for couples to bone outside the comforts of their own home.
Jordi Llorca
3.13.18
savoir-vivre

How to Treat Bouncers, According to Bouncers

"It should go without saying, but don’t be racist."
Paul Douard
2.1.18
Weed

A Step by Step Guide to Finding Lost Objects from a Pothead Looking for His Phone

Step one: Procure cannabis.
Jordan Foisy
1.31.18
Features

The Couples' Guide to Clubbing

How to enjoy nights out when you're in a relationship.
Angus Harrison
6.14.17
Thump

The A-Z Guide to Every Song Sampled on Drake's 'More Life'

From a biker gang doc to 'Sonic the Hedgehog,' an in-depth look at the Canadian rapper's sprawling playlist.
Max Mertens
3.25.17
News

Quebec City’s Guide for Immigrants Has Some Cringeworthy Advice

Incest is boiled down to its essence: “Parent + child = illegal.”
Justine de l'Église
3.14.17
Features

Dâm-Funk on Funk Pioneer Junie Morrison: "His Spirit Was So Unique and Interesting"

The West Coast artist pays tribute to the late Parliament-Funkadelic member with a career-spanning playlist.
Max Mertens
2.22.17
Sex

How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers

Can you ask a sex worker to lower the going rate for a blowjob because you’re such a loyal customer? And exactly how handsy can you get when you have a half-naked stripper grinding on your lap?
Maxime de Vries
2.17.17
Features

The THUMP Guide to Shitting in Nightclubs

Print this out and keep it in your back pocket at the weekend—you might want something to read on the toilet!
Josh Baines
1.30.17
guide

THUMP's 12 Most Anticipated Albums of 2017

From Arca to Ricardo Villalobos, a guide to the electronic releases we can't wait to hear this year.
Max Mohenu
1.16.17
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