"If you end up with somebody through this thing, it's ride or die—this is how you find your wartime consigliere."
“Typically, the night’s over, and you either go home together or go home alone. Now, it’s more nebulous; no one wants to be the first to say we should call it.”
Unless you have an Instagram crush you’ve been dying to talk to.
If you use The League, you're a Tory.
"I realized I had catfished myself."