"I had a room mate who used to floss his toes with his socks."
"The smell, which was always pretty intense, will instantly make your eyes water."
There is always a Canadian PhD student! Sorry!
I had my headphones on, but I still heard my sister's boyfriend ask, "Wanna have sex?"
Unlike some of my previous roommates, Iside doesn't steal my food or leave dirty socks around.
Very Late in Life, I Realized Bacon Was Awesome