Important Questions

Important Questions

Answering the Most Important Question About the British Fry-Up

Egg and beans – should they touch, or be separated by a breakwater sausage?
Scott Oliver
Important Questions

So, How Many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Do You Gotta Eat Before You Die?

Lil Xan said the snacks landed him in hospital this week, so we've been speaking to some medical experts about this red-hot matter.
Patrick Heardman
Important Questions


Joan Jett, Ben Gibbard, Kevin Morby, and more give their thoughts on America's Pastime.
Josh Terry
peak science

Going to Concerts Helps You Live Longer So I Calculated My Death Age

Another study has linked enjoying live music with adding nine years to your lifespan. I crunched the numbers.
Tshepo Mokoena
Deep Ass Questions

We Asked Emo Bands to Review Lil Uzi Vert’s “XO Tour Llif3”

"Do you guys ever notice how trap is basically the hip-hop equivalent to emo?"
Devin Pacholik
But seriously

Why Are Perfume Adverts Always So Terrible?

They're all the same, and they're all shit. I asked some industry experts why.
Marianne Eloise
This Is Important

Please, Kids. Help Us: What Is “Phonk”?

Soundcloud says it’s the sound of Generation Z, but have teens actually heard of it?
Ryan Bassil
Important Questions

I Interviewed Myself About This Confusing Photo of Gucci Mane and Courtney Love

So many questions.
Alex Robert Ross

Is Berlin Still Cool?

Because who better to ask than the residents of the coolest place in London, according to multiple property developers and estate agents.
Drew Schwartz
Important Questions Raised By...

Important Questions Raised by This Photo of Kanye West, Lil Yachty, Quavo, Vic Mensa, Offset, Big Sean, and Tyler, the Creator

Dang this is iconic.
Noisey Staff
Noisey Redactie
Important Questions Raised By...

What the Hell Is Going on in CL, Diplo, Riff Raff & OG Maco's "Doctor Pepper" Video?

Dinosaurs, ghosts, glitter bombs, and Pikachu!?
Craig Jenkins
Important Questions Raised By...

What the Hell is Going on in Meek Mill and Future's "Jump Out the Face" Video? An Investigation

"Jump Out the Face" is True Detective, Breaking Bad, and The Wire rolled in one.
Craig Jenkins