irony

activism

Vegans May Have Killed Piglets While Protesting ‘Death Factory’ Pig Farm

The farmer said the activists who crammed themselves into a shed with some sows and piglets caused two piglets to be crushed to death.
Mack Lamoureux
3.8.19
steve masiello

Basketball Coach Who Lied on His Resume: "This Generation is a Fraudulent Generation"

Steve Masiello was up for a job at USF and lost it because he lied about graduation from Kentucky on his resume.
Sean Newell
1.23.17
Op-Eds

Poppy is the Internet's Biggest New Popstar, But Is She Actually Real?

If you've spent any meaningful time down the digital rabbit hole recently, you'll be aware of two simple words: "I'm Poppy."
Emma Garland
1.12.17
Holy Shit

Father John Misty Covers Rihanna's "Kiss It Better" and It's Actually Really Good?

Live videos usually suck, but this one doesn't!
Noisey Staff
3.31.16
Stuff

The Year in Male Tears

​2015 was the year misandry went mainstream, and that's a good thing.
Chelsea G. Summers
12.21.15
tech

Self-Identified Islamic State Fans Just Hacked a US Military Twitter Account

The attack came just as President Barack Obama was delivering a speech on cybersecurity.
Allie Conti
1.12.15
Objectively Correct Lists

The Five Worst People You'll Find at Any Indie Rock Concert

Looking to enjoy a low-key indie rock show? Good luck with that.
Adam Lalama
7.23.14
Instagram Report

Terrifying Rapper Stitches Has Been Working with Scott Storch for at Least a Year, Apparently

In addition to loving selling blow, he also loves recording with noted recovering cocaine enthusiast Scott Storch.
Drew Millard
5.13.14
Features

Please, God, Let 2014 Be the Year We Retire the Word “Hipster”

The most meaningless word in the English language needs to be laid to rest.
Dan Ozzi
1.2.14
the worst things of all time

Is Bad Religion’s Christmas Album Ironic Or Not?

"Ho ho ho" or "ha ha ha"? We can't tell.
Dan Ozzi
9.10.13
Stuff

Coachella and Other Things You Cannot Afford

If you're going to Coachella this weekend, you no doubt shelled out tons of cash for tickets. Know what would have been a more productive thing to buy? Health insurance. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Any by "yourself," I mean your credit.
Megan Koester
4.12.13
Stuff

Meet Gary Glitter's Biggest Fans!

People who should be banned from handling irony.
Alex Miller
1.20.12