Jordan Foisy

back to school week

A Guide to Being an Average Student by a Perfectly Average Student

Take it from me, I owe $45,000 to the government and I tell jokes for a job.
Jordan Foisy
9.8.17
Sex

Comedians Tell Us What Music They Love and Hate Having Sex To

Ginuwine is the quintessential sex song but then you're like, "...actually I'm not 100 percent sure if I can deliver on this level.”
Jess Beaulieu
8.25.17
Stuff

I Tried to Find the Worst Bar in Toronto and Learned Everything

I am a drunk Charles Dickens.
Jordan Foisy
4.8.17
Hangovers

Bacon Won’t Save You: A Semi-Scientific Guide to the Best Hangover Cures

Some of these might come in handy.
Jordan Foisy
3.17.17
masculinity

Confessions of a Balding Man

Underneath my bruised vanity lies the specter of death.
Jordan Foisy
2.22.17
Features

The Guilt of the Oldest Brother

I couldn’t protect my brothers from my dad, so what good was I?
Jordan Foisy
2.1.17
guide

What Your Favourite Christmas Song Says About You

There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favourite shitty song says about your shitty self.
Jordan Foisy
12.18.16
Stuff

What Happened When I Used an App to Try to Cure My Premature Ejaculation Issues

Yes, I gamified all my shameful orgasms.
Jordan Foisy
12.6.16
column

Careful, Canada. Justin Trudeau Might Be ‘She’s All That’-ing Us

Bear with me, this analogy works.
Jordan Foisy
11.10.16
Culture

What I Learned From Watching Eight Hours of Steven Seagal Movies

What does the 90s' mumbling, fourth-rate action star say about America and me?
Jordan Foisy
10.25.16
Culture

​An Evening at the Ponies

Is there any fear and loathing left in gambling on horseracing?
Jordan Foisy
10.5.16
Stuff

Inside the Years-Long Foot Mystery That Turned Canadian Comedians Against Each Other

Frankie "Trixx" Agyemang's new stand-up album Undefeated has reopened a dramatic chapter in Canada's comedy scene.
Sarah Berman
9.11.16
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