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A Guide to Being an Average Student by a Perfectly Average Student
Take it from me, I owe $45,000 to the government and I tell jokes for a job.
Comedians Tell Us What Music They Love and Hate Having Sex To
Ginuwine is the quintessential sex song but then you're like, "...actually I'm not 100 percent sure if I can deliver on this level.”
I Tried to Find the Worst Bar in Toronto and Learned Everything
I am a drunk Charles Dickens.
Bacon Won’t Save You: A Semi-Scientific Guide to the Best Hangover Cures
Some of these might come in handy.
Confessions of a Balding Man
Underneath my bruised vanity lies the specter of death.
The Guilt of the Oldest Brother
I couldn’t protect my brothers from my dad, so what good was I?
What Your Favourite Christmas Song Says About You
There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favourite shitty song says about your shitty self.
What Happened When I Used an App to Try to Cure My Premature Ejaculation Issues
Yes, I gamified all my shameful orgasms.
Careful, Canada. Justin Trudeau Might Be ‘She’s All That’-ing Us
Bear with me, this analogy works.
What I Learned From Watching Eight Hours of Steven Seagal Movies
What does the 90s' mumbling, fourth-rate action star say about America and me?
An Evening at the Ponies
Is there any fear and loathing left in gambling on horseracing?
Inside the Years-Long Foot Mystery That Turned Canadian Comedians Against Each Other
Frankie "Trixx" Agyemang's new stand-up album Undefeated has reopened a dramatic chapter in Canada's comedy scene.