Jordan Foisy VICE
The Guilt of the Oldest Brother
I couldn’t protect my brothers from my dad, so what good was I?
What Your Favourite Christmas Song Says About You
There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favourite shitty song says about your shitty self.
What Happened When I Used an App to Try to Cure My Premature Ejaculation Issues
Yes, I gamified all my shameful orgasms.
Careful, Canada. Justin Trudeau Might Be ‘She’s All That’-ing Us
Bear with me, this analogy works.
What I Learned From Watching Eight Hours of Steven Seagal Movies
What does the 90s' mumbling, fourth-rate action star say about America and me?
An Evening at the Ponies
Is there any fear and loathing left in gambling on horseracing?
The Harsh Reality of Being Broke
Here's a brief list of things that I'm finding impossible right now: looking good, having sex, maintaining friendships, having a decent self-esteem, having hope for the future.
Comedians Tell Us What They Think of a Quebec Comic’s Fine for Joking About a Kid With a Disability
Mike Ward's $42,000 fine has become a cause celebre for many Canadian comics but was his joke defensible?
A Celebration of Daddys: My Life in Father Figures
When your real dad is a volatile drug addict, you start looking to Homer Simpson and your landlord for fatherly advice.
What Your Favourite Karaoke Song Says About You
Read this story to learn the one surefire song to get you laid.
I Have a First Nations Background and Didn't Think Kimmy Schmidt Was Racist
Does this make me a bad person, a secret racist, or something even worse?
What I’ve Learned from Still Using a Flip Phone in 2016
For starters, Facebook notifications are a lot more thrilling when you actually have to sit down at a computer.