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The Cleveland Indians Might be Baseball's Best Team, So Let's Make Them Better
The Indians have wandered the desert for 68 years—22 years longer than the Cavs have even existed. Here's one idea for breaking the curse.
Ichiro's Greatest Hits and Yordano Ventura's Good Reputation: Dave Brown's Unscientific MLB Power Rankings
This week in baseball, get intimate with Juan Uribe, get sad with James Shields, and get some lemonade with Yordano Ventura.
Brandon Phillips Pranks Juan Uribe at Second, Nearly Gives Him a Heart Attack
This would have been pretty embarrassing for Uribe, but it was just a prank so we can all laugh about it.
Who Are The Sports Analogues For Your Favorite "Star Wars" Characters?
A comprehensive, if by no means objective, guide to which people from the world of sports most resemble the characters from the "Star Wars" universe.
We Made Juan Uribe a Free Agency Book
No free agent deserves a vigorous, highly technological marketing pitch more than Papi.
Matt Harvey Makes His Pitch
Matt Harvey's surgically repaired elbow is suddenly the most scrutinized body part in New York. But will it get in the way of his ascent into Jeter-esque product endorser?
David Roth's Weak in Review: Meaningful Games in August
The New York Mets are suddenly looking very good. It's just August, but it already feels like time to get extremely stupid about all this.
Could Mets Fans Use Kickstarter To Get Their Broke-Ass Team A Hitter?
The owners of the New York Mets are pretty clearly unable to spend any money, which screws over a promising team. What if Mets fans picked up the difference?
We Had a Fake Dead Ballplayer Interview a Real Author About Her Dodgers Book
Molly Knight discusses her new tell-all about the Dodgers clubhouse with a man who has seen it all: Old Hoss Radbourn
Seven Minutes Of Juan Uribe And Hyun-Jin Ryu Horsing Around, For The Road
The greatest (physical) comedy duo and most unlikely friendship in recent baseball memory was torn apart by a trade. Let's remember the good times.
Los Angeles Reacts to the Tragic Possibility of a Juan Uribe Trade
Juan Uribe was nearly traded to the Atlanta Braves. Will America ever be the same? VICE Sports most certainly will not.
Bartolo Colon Versus Microsoft's Age-Determining Technology
Microsoft rolled out a public test of its new face-detection technology on Thursday at How-Old.net. It is not ready for Bartolo Colon. Not even a little.