mascots

gritty

Meet the Flyers Fan Who Got Gritty's Face Tattooed on His Ass

James Kirn, a lifelong Flyers fan, has no regrets after getting a massive tattoo of the Philadelphia mascot on his left butt cheek.
Kyle Cantlon
10.29.18
mascots

Flyers New Mascot is Very Hairy, Very Orange, and Very Googly-Eyed

Philadelphia's new mascot is named Gritty, because this is hockey we are talking about, and it's pretty bugged out.
Sean Newell
9.24.18
Travel

Inside the Incredibly Bizarre World of Japanese Mascots

From sentient douches to hepatitis elephants, Japan has a mascot for every occasion.
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
8.28.18
phobias

We Asked People to Sum Up Their Most Irrational Fear in Six Words

“Unknowingly being ‘muffin top epidemic’ b-roll.”
Anna Goldfarb
3.21.18
mascots

Man Dressed as Bud Light Can Endures Prolonged Journey of Total Humiliation

You think the embarrassment ends with the first slip on the ice, but alas, it is only the beginning.
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.3.18
furries

Who Makes Those Intricate, Expensive Furry Suits?

In the race to help people release their "fursonas," cottage industry is born.
Mark Hay
7.27.17
big red sons

Can You Spare A Dollar To Get Western Kentucky's Mascot A New Suit?

It's not easy being Big Red, what with all the wear and tear of life as a mascot. So Western Kentucky is crowdfunding a new suit for college sports' big red son.
David Roth
4.18.17
Cleveland Indians

Cleveland, Why Not Consider Replacing Racist Chief Wahoo Mascot with a Pink Bird that Has a Spaceship for a Nose?

We designed some new potential mascots for the Cleveland Indians so hopefully they can get rid of their current one, which is incredibly racist.
Corbin Smith
4.12.17
nba

Someone Decided to Let NBA Mascots Do Furry Striptease to Ginuwine's "Pony"

Let's just hope the children of America don't go home and google the term "furry."
Liam Daniel Pierce
3.13.17
lawsuits

Karl Anthony Towns's Dad Considering Suing Timberwolves for Mascot-Induced Injury

Minnesota's mascot, Crunch, injured KAT's dad's leg in a sledding stunt gone awry.
Sean Newell
3.3.17
Film

If You Loved 'Best in Show,' You'll Think 'Mascots' Is Fine

If you liked master mockumentary maker Christopher Guest's jokes the first time, you'll probably still like them here.
Pilot Viruet
10.17.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Ronald McDonald Is Going Away Until People Like Clowns Again

Ronald will be hiding out in the shadows like Batman at the end of 'The Dark Knight' until the world is ready for his return.
River Donaghey
10.12.16
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