Meet the Flyers Fan Who Got Gritty's Face Tattooed on His Ass
James Kirn, a lifelong Flyers fan, has no regrets after getting a massive tattoo of the Philadelphia mascot on his left butt cheek.
Flyers New Mascot is Very Hairy, Very Orange, and Very Googly-Eyed
Philadelphia's new mascot is named Gritty, because this is hockey we are talking about, and it's pretty bugged out.
Inside the Incredibly Bizarre World of Japanese Mascots
From sentient douches to hepatitis elephants, Japan has a mascot for every occasion.
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We Asked People to Sum Up Their Most Irrational Fear in Six Words
“Unknowingly being ‘muffin top epidemic’ b-roll.”
Man Dressed as Bud Light Can Endures Prolonged Journey of Total Humiliation
You think the embarrassment ends with the first slip on the ice, but alas, it is only the beginning.
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Who Makes Those Intricate, Expensive Furry Suits?
In the race to help people release their "fursonas," cottage industry is born.
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Can You Spare A Dollar To Get Western Kentucky's Mascot A New Suit?
It's not easy being Big Red, what with all the wear and tear of life as a mascot. So Western Kentucky is crowdfunding a new suit for college sports' big red son.
Cleveland, Why Not Consider Replacing Racist Chief Wahoo Mascot with a Pink Bird that Has a Spaceship for a Nose?
We designed some new potential mascots for the Cleveland Indians so hopefully they can get rid of their current one, which is incredibly racist.
Someone Decided to Let NBA Mascots Do Furry Striptease to Ginuwine's "Pony"
Let's just hope the children of America don't go home and google the term "furry."
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Karl Anthony Towns's Dad Considering Suing Timberwolves for Mascot-Induced Injury
Minnesota's mascot, Crunch, injured KAT's dad's leg in a sledding stunt gone awry.
If You Loved 'Best in Show,' You'll Think 'Mascots' Is Fine
If you liked master mockumentary maker Christopher Guest's jokes the first time, you'll probably still like them here.
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Ronald McDonald Is Going Away Until People Like Clowns Again
Ronald will be hiding out in the shadows like Batman at the end of 'The Dark Knight' until the world is ready for his return.