Messi

soccer

Argentina FA World Cup Manual Has Tips for Picking Up Russian Women

Some advice leading up to the the 2018 World Cup include: "Russian girls, like any other girls, pay close attention if you’re clean, you smell good, and if you dress well."
Liam Daniel Pierce
5.16.18
Messi

Lionel Messi is Quietly Have His Greatest Season Ever

Messi destroyed the record books in 2011-12, but this year he's doing more with less.
Shahan Ahmed
2.26.18
soccer

2018 Will Be the Year of Neymar

Nobody not named Messi or Ronaldo has won the Ballon d'Or since 2007. This could be the year that finally changes.
Shahan Ahmed
1.8.18
soccer

FC Barcelona is Winning Matches and Losing its Fanbase

As Catalonia marches toward independence, supporters are identifying less and less with a club that was once closely linked with the movement.
Jordi Mestre
12.22.17
Messi-anic

Pitch Invader Kisses the Feet of Messi, Will Never Wash Lips Again

One man's lips ascended through the clouds to graze the foot of the Soccer Gods' chosen one.
Liam Daniel Pierce
9.28.17
Skirting the Taxes

Messi to Pay $800 For Each Day He Should be In Jail for Tax Fraud

It appears to be a kind of good faith fine, given that Messi's 21 month prison sentence was expected to be thrown out anyway.
Liam Daniel Pierce
6.23.17
fifa

FIFA Lifts Messi's Four-Match Ban for Insulting a Referee

Messi would have missed three other qualifiers, and would have only returned for their final qualifier against Ecuador in October.
Liam Daniel Pierce
5.5.17
soccer

Messi Says Mean Thing to Ref, Is Banned for Four Games

FIFA handed Messi a four-match suspension for his comments to an assistant ref during Argentina's World Cup qualifier against Chile last week.
Brian Blickenstaff
3.28.17
La Liga

Messi Has No Regard for Defenders' Feelings As He Nets Two Pure Golazos

Messi has a way of making difficult goals look smooth as milk.
Liam Daniel Pierce
3.6.17
Lionel Messi

Messi Has Brief Dalliance with Perfection on Stunning Free Kick

What else is there to say about Messi?
Sean Newell
11.16.16
La Liga

Valencia Fan Hits Neymar and Messi in the Head with a Water Bottle After Late Barcelona Win

Don't be surprised if you discover soon that Valencia fans have been penalized for the incident.
Liam Daniel Pierce
10.24.16
barcelona

Andrés Iniesta Smokes a Volley for Barca's Fourth Goal of Match, Messi Nets Hat Trick

Barcelona is making it look easy against Celtic F.C.
Sean Newell
9.14.16
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