minions

The VICE Guide to Right Now

We're Going to Get a 'Super Mario Bros.' Movie

The studio behind 'Despicable Me' is making it with help from Mario's creator, Shigeru Miyamoto.
River Donaghey
11.7.18
Baseball

Real Or Fake Banned Supplement Name: A VICE Sports Quiz

Marlon Byrd's 162 game suspension gives us an opportunity to test your knowledge of banned supplements.
David Roth
6.1.16
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Google's Latest April Fools Joke Was a Complete Disaster

Google introduced a "Mic Drop" button in Gmail that let users block all replies to an email. It did not go well.
Gabriella Lewis
4.1.16
thump news

Chilean Authorities Just Seized a Load of Minion Shaped Ecstasy Pills

If the E doesn't make you dehydrated, then all that cry-laughing should do it!
THUMP Staff
2.22.16
Internet Exploring

These Are the Best Minions Remixes on the Internet

The Minions are basically an Ableton starter kit, and Soundcloud is teeming with Minions bangers.
Alex Hancock
9.2.15
Internet Exploring

We Put Miguel's Sexiest Lyrics on Top of Photos of Minions

We're not really sure why, but it works.
Dan Ozzi
7.15.15
Film

We Asked An Evolutionary Biologist What the Hell Minions Actually Are

"We don't have any evidence to suggest that these aren't just really big bags of jelly as opposed to very complicated skeletal structures with muscles."
Mike Pearl
7.14.15
Film

Why Do Some People Hate the Minions So Much?

If you're infuriated by stuff for children, it might be because you're not actually all that sure how far above it you really are.
Sam Kriss
7.13.15
Stuff

Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Called 911 Because She Didn't Like Her Chinese Food

Also this week: People are upset because they think a McDonald's Happy Meal toy is saying "fuck."
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
7.10.15