Everything started so well, and ended so badly.
We are living for this dumb scandal.
Just write to your MP for a sweet one of these.
Hey, there's a Royal Wedding happening. You know who really cares about that? Americans. We answered our US editor's burning questions about it:
What the death of Willow, aged 14, really means.
It's weird to think this may be the system functioning as it's supposed to.
getting horny now
If you've been ignoring the monarchy most of your life, you're probably not ready for what a big deal it's going to be.
Across the country, newspaper editors, TV pundits, and police are just biding their time.
This nearly man, this odd little bloke, has most likely been in the throes of a constant, violent internal crisis since about 1987.
A planned £369 million refurbishment to Buckingham Palace has, yet again, got some people calling for an end to the Royal Family. But what exactly would that look like?