“Jesus is an assault weapons manufacturer.”
We sat down with Steven Hassan, a former cult member turned expert on the subject, to hear how he broke away from the Unification Church back in the 1970s.
As proven through this series of gifs of 'Moonies' at International Sailor Moon Day in New York City.
It's looking grim for the Moonies.
I hung out at one in California to try to figure it out.