The mumps are spreading like wildfire across the NHL.
Defenceman Troy Stecher is the only confirmed case, but four other players on the team have shown symptoms of the mumps virus.
Hipsters ruined another thing.
Replacing Peyton Manning's production this season won't be difficult. But the Broncos need Manning to play better when he gets back.
To start with, a lot more people would die from things like measles, mumps, and meningitis.