But, guys, it pays £30 an hour!
I highly recommend getting naked in a nightclub – as long as everyone else is, too.
Roshan Adhihetty went on 30 mountain walks with a group of naked hikers.
Some naturists argue there's nothing more natural than the occasional accidental arousal.
Victoria's Campbell's Cove beach is losing it's clothing-optional status because it's become little more than a hook-up spot.
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle with a group of other men is about more than orgasms. According to Martha Cornog, coauthor of Everything You Know About Sex Is Wrong, it can be a religious-like synergistic experience.
It's actually quite fortunate that the wrinkled flesh of unkempt seniors was the only thing exposed on this trip.