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Rap Has a Long History of Reclaiming the Golf Course

On the heels of YBN Nahmir's NSFW golf-themed collab with City Girls and Tyga, we go deep on rap's relationship with the links.
Kristin Corry
7.23.19
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Eight of the Best ASMR Moments in Hip-Hop

"Hey, how you doin' lil mama? Lemme whisper in your ear."
Kristin Corry
7.3.19
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33 Essential Albums You Probably Missed So Far in 2019

There's been so much good music in 2019. Here's the best of what you haven't heard.
Noisey Staff
6.13.19
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We Asked Musicians About the One Artist We Should Listen to in 2019

Because good musicians know about good music and that's a fact.
Daisy Jones
1.10.19
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We Matched Musicians Up with Their Perfect Halloween Costumes

And the results are spooOooOky!
Noisey Staff
10.30.18
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Mariah Carey's Albums and Jim Carrey's Movies, Ranked

Finally, the two artists' bodies of work in one official ranking.
Noisey Staff
9.14.18
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65 Phrases Taylor Swift Should Totes Trademark

The pop star has already filed for the rights to phrases like "this sick beat"™, but there are so many more that should belong to her!
Annalise Domenighini
Dan Ozzi
Andrea Domanick
8.17.18
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An Entirely Serious Investigation: Which Group of Non-Rappers, Rap the Best?

Love Island contestants? Actors? Basketball players? We put them to the test.
Alex Ekong
8.10.18
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40 Essential Albums You Probably Missed So Far in 2018

The first half of 2018 delivered some incredible music. Check out what might've slipped under your radar.
Noisey Staff
7.20.18
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The 69 Worst Instruments of All Time

Finally, a definitive ranking of the most awful sound-makers.
Noisey Staff
7.12.18
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Determining the Definitive Drake Face

'Scorpion' is here, so there's never been a better time to sculpt the Boy's Mount Rushmore of moods with this comprehensive list.
Devin Pacholik
Sarah MacDonald
Jabbari Weekes
7.5.18
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God Bless Tyler, the Creator and All of 2018's Great One-Off Singles

Tyler has been on one, putting out tracks from yesterday's "PEACH FUZZ" and "GELATO" to "OKRA" – so here's a loosie appreciation post.
Ryan Bassil
Tshepo Mokoena
Daisy Jones
6.27.18
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