Old People

The VICE Guide to Right Now

Watch This 102-Year-Old Woman Become the Oldest Person to Go Skydiving

"It was very clear up there and the weather was good, but it was very cold up there."
River Donaghey
Question Of The Day

Do Old People Think Other Old People Are Hot?

We asked around Melbourne, Australia to find out.
Rhi Holmes
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Two Nursing Home Escapees Were Found at the World's Biggest Metal Fest

They were "disoriented and dazed" by the time the cops finally tracked them down.
Drew Schwartz
Open Submission Wednesdays

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 22

We even hired a new intern this time around. Don't say we never did anything for you.
Annalise Domenighini
Dan Ozzi
Colin Joyce

Earth's Supposed Oldest Living Person Has Hated Every Day of Her Life

Koku Istambulova says she's 128 years old and considers her longevity a punishment from God.
Nicole Clark

What Are Old People Doing on Facebook?

The site has never been more popular with over-55s, but what's going on in their News Feed that they love so much?
Nilu Haidari
The VICE Guide to Right Now

An Elderly Couple Got Busted with 60 Pounds of 'Christmas Presents'

It's unclear whether the couple wanted to use the weed to spread yuletide highs or if they had a secret scheme to sling.
River Donaghey
Old People

When Is a Judge Too Old to Judge?

Out of more than 1,200 active and senior federal judges, 16 percent will be 80 or older by the end of 2017, and 39 will be at least 90.
Aaron Kase

Finally, Someone Is Teaching Old People How to Fuck Good

Pornhub's new educational video, out on VHS, imparts sex safety tips to the elderly.
Anna Fitzpatrick

A Chat with the 86-year-old Who Sprayed 'Money for Weapons Kills!' on the Wall of a Swiss Bank

The officers who took Louise Schneider away treated her like she was their own grandmother.
Philippe Stalder
Zero Context

VICE Without Context: 'I Replied with a Picture of My Dog's Ass and Said Yes'

VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 3, presented with no context.
Alex Norcia

'Old Skin,' Today's Comic by Marlene Krause

An old lady wants a tattoo of her house but the tattooist says noooooooo in this comic by Marlene Krause.
Marlene Krause