opinions

Views My Own

Please Chill the Fuck Out About the Pee Tape

In all this chaos, the buzzed-about (and probably nonexistent) video isn't worth all the attention it's attracted.
Harry Cheadle
4.13.18
in defence of

In Defence of Actually Saying Goodbye to People

"Ghosting" is the absolute worst. Hear me out.
Issy Beech
7.18.17
Features

Dear Promoters, Stop Using Warehouses as a Shortcut to Authenticity

All they have to offer is a badly acted impersonation of a culture that's long since sailed into the distance of hazy memories.
Josh Baines
4.4.17
Millennials

Gen Z Tells Us What They Really Think of Millennials

The TBD generation reviews the Me Me Me generation.
Justin Caffier
3.16.17
Op-Eds

Reign in Opinions: Why Metal Celebrities’ Political Social Media Posts Matter

When artists like Kirk Hammett, Slipknot's Corey Taylor, and Otep Shamaya speak out against fascism, it's an agent for change and a wake-up call to apolitical metalheads
Kim Kelly
2.3.17
Books

The Asian American Literature That Got Me Through 2016

A year full of xenophobia and yellowface was brightened by brilliant new fiction by writers of Asian descent.
R. O. Kwon
12.20.16
Objectively Correct Lists

15 Blazing Hot Takes on the New Radiohead Song, "Burn the Witch"

What's your opinion on the new Radiohead song? Because you definitely have one!
Noisey Staff
5.3.16
Film

Michael Moore Talks Invasion, Revolution, and Why His Latest Film Is His Happiest

The documentarian explains how his movie 'Where to Invade Next' is actually a comedy.
VICE Staff
9.9.15
Op-Eds

Why Is Madonna, the Grown-Ass Grammy-Winning Queen of Pop, Still Looking for Ideas to Steal?

Any cringeworthy moment Madonna serves up isn't the result of age, or of the length of her career, or even a dulled instinct as far as picking songs—so why does she keep trying to prove herself?
Maura Johnston
6.19.15
Words

The Worst Sex Jams to Have Sex to, According to Cakes Da Killa

The cheesiest, most boner-killing sex jams of all time.
VICE Thump
2.14.15
Op-Eds

A Bloody Complicated Relationship With Horror Soundtracks: To Reissue, or To Let 'Em Rot?

Vintage horror movie soundtracks are being reissued left and right, but one old genre fiend wonders if it's worth it.
Michael Berdan
1.3.15
2014 in Review

Neill from Krieg's Happy Holidays Extravaganza: On Euronymous, Myrkur, and Blankets

Black metal's had a weird year.
Neill Jameson
12.15.14
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