The Washington Capitals Stanley Cup Parade Is as Ridiculous as Expected

Ovechkin won't put the Cup down, Zambonis in the streets, a Stanley Cup made of beer cans—what else do you want?


Boston Mayor Urges People to Boycott St. Patrick’s Day Parade After It Bans Gay Group

"I will not tolerate discrimination in our city in any form."


Will Nirvanna the Band Get a Float in the Santa Claus Parade?

Catch the latest episode of 'Nirvanna the Band the Show,' to find out!


Pride Toronto Director Who Snubbed Black Lives Matter Has Resigned

Mathieu Chantelois made some super controversial moves during this year's parade, and now says it's "time for me to move."


These Photos from a Duct Tape Festival in Ohio Will Inspire You

There's so much more to do with "dad's favorite fix-all."


New York's Pro-Israel Parade Was Rainy, but Anti-Zionists Still Showed Up

Despite heavy rain, New Yorkers still marched up 5th Avenue this past weekend in the Celebrate Israel Parade. Memorable moments included a teacher scolding students for having wet shirts, anti-Zionist protestors, and a old lady flipping off the cops.


​​White Men Can’t Drunk: St. Patrick’s Day and Privilege

If you come to Manhattan on St. Patrick's Day, there are scenes to behold of local-nightly-news B-roll pageantry, but really the day is a calamity, a demolition derby of male ego and the limits of human biology.


California Has the Most Peaceful Bullfights on Earth

Here, the bullfighting is bloodless. Bulls wear a Velcro patch on their shoulders while men on horseback try to tag them with Velcro-tipped darts.


Drunk Tourist Arseholes and Rivers of Piss: St Patrick's Day in Dublin Was Hell On Earth

Thousands of people in stupid green hats, living up to the national caricature of alcoholic mayhem.