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This Pretend Billionaire Threw Insane Parties for Celebs and then Vanished

From hosting champagne-drenched ragers on the French Riviera to helping arrange funding for the 'The Wolf of Wall Street,' Jho Low seemed to have it all—until his world started falling apart.
Seth Ferranti
Deep Ass Questions

Paris Hilton Dropping an Oasis Remix Makes So Much Sense

Or: 'Why do Americans think "Wonderwall" is cool?'
Lauren O'Neill

​The Kim Kardashian Hold-Up Is the Latest in a Long Line of Celebrities Getting Robbed

Kim K was reportedly robbed of nearly $10-million at gunpoint in Paris.
Jake Kivanc
thump news

Vandals Destroyed a Luxury Camp at Burning Man

The controversial White Ocean theme camp was flooded, had their RV doors glued shut, and reportedly lost a lot of food in the raid.
Philipp Kutter

Meeting the Man Who Brokers Celebrity Sex Tapes For a Living

We spoke to Kevin Blatt, the king of celeb porno, to find out how his business works and how the sex tape industry is developing.
Hannah Ewens

What Paris Hilton and 'The Simple Life' Taught Me About Work Ethic

Changing a burger joint sign so that it reads "1/2 PRICE ANAL SALTY WEINER BURGERS" is surprisingly deep.
Sophie Wilkinson
Remembering the Hipster

The Cobrasnake Looks Back on a Decade of Shooting Hipster Parties

Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter shot over a million party photos over the course of ten years.
Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter
2005 week

Popped Collars, Skinny Jeans, and The Pussycat Dolls: WTF Was Up with Fashion in 2005?

Maybe if we could see out from under our asymmetric haircuts, we'd have realized how terrible we looked.
Elizabeth Sankey
trending wow

10 EDM Celebrity Deathmatches We Want to See

The return of a favorite MTV show has us thinking about the possibilities.
Kat Bein

I Talked to the Actress Who Says She Was Tricked Into Smuggling 3.5 Tons of Pot

" I would have dreams of being arrested or being hunted down by Mexican gangsters."
Allie Conti

Is DJ Jon Gosselin the New Paris Hilton?

When life hands you lemons, you learn how to use Ableton!
VICE Thump
staff picks and good shit

Staff Picks and Good Shit for the Week of January 23

Here's what the Noisey editors were listening to in the week of Ballghazi.
Noisey Staff