Penises

VICE TONIC

There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis

Breaking: Penis length is shorter when people aren't self-reporting.
Grant Stoddard
4.3.18
VICE TONIC

Men Told Us How Having a Small Penis Messes With Their Minds

Basing your expectations on the massive dicks seen in porn only makes it worse.
Michelle Malia
11.10.17
NSFW

I Went to a Retreat for Young British Nudists

After a youth of accidental, drunken nudism, I decided to see what the movement was actually all about and headed to a Young British Naturist's retreat at the Clover Spa & Hotel.
Sam Briggs
10.12.17
whoa, dude!

Randy Newman, the 'Toy Story' Guy, Wrote a Song About Donald Trump's Penis

"There it is! There’s my dick / Isn’t that a wonderful sight?"
Phil Witmer
7.19.17
Sex

We Asked Women to Sum Up the Worst Sex They Ever Had in Six Words

"Cat maintained eye contact entire time."
Anna Goldfarb
6.8.17
Stuff

Why Burmese Men Are Pumping Their Dicks Full of Coconut Oil

Koko is a medical student who was volunteering at a refugee camp on the Thailand-Burma border. Sometimes she had to operate on guys who had tried gaining an inch with a tub of oil and a syringe.
Patrick Marlborough
3.30.16
The VICE Guide to Making 2016 Better Than 2015

How to Be a Man in 2016

Listen up, dudes, we need to stop talking and start doing.
Drew Millard
1.8.16
Sports

Boner Pills and Sex Stimulants Are Still the Wild West of Herbal Supplements

The few studies on these products seem to suggest that over three quarters of sex supplements found at places like corner stores likely contain pharmaceuticals. That means every gas station pill has potential to be a hazardous pharmaceutical mystery...
Mark Hay
12.27.15
tech

Netiquette 101: How to Use Emojis Without Having an Emojinal Breakdown

Emojis are like The Force: they can be used for good, or they can be used for evil. Or they can be used as a symbol for a dick.
Drew Millard
10.22.15
Stuff

Rain City Jacks Is Seattle's Premier Masturbation Club

It's like Fight Club but instead of punching, men are touching each others' peens. (And you can talk about it.)
Mish Way
9.10.15
Stuff

Is It Really Possible to Ruin Your Penis From Jerking Off Too Hard?

There's this idea floating around the internet that if you're having a hard time ejaculating during sex, you might have something called "Death Grip Syndrome."
Mike Pearl
8.28.15
Stuff

We Asked a Mohel About Changing Attitudes Toward Circumcision

Rabbi Meir Sultan is a foreskin's worst nightmare.
Mike Pearl
8.20.15
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