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China Wants People to Stop Seductively Eating Bananas Online
China's Ministry of Culture has put a ban on eating bananas on camera erotically, because apparently this is a thing.
How ASMR Purists Got into a Turf War over Porn
ASMR, the YouTube relaxation community, has developed an erotic offshoot, and some people aren't happy about it.
This 80s Japanese Robot Looks Suspiciously Like a Bunch of Dicks
It's a "flexible microactuator”? Yeah, OK.
BREAKING: The New Play-Doh Toy Looks Kinda Like a Dildo
The most controversial toy of the season is the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset.
A First Nations Community Has Blockaded Their Gulf Islands Territory Over Valuable Phallic Clams
The Chemainus First Nation say they’ve been let down by a recent Department of Fisheries and Oceans (DFO) policy decision to restrict their ability to culture geoducks, a hugely valuable clam species that is already harvested commercially in the area.
Question of the Day - Have You Ever Seen a Penis that Looks Like the Shard?
We hope you haven't but we're gonna ask anyway.
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Recently, I found myself staring at a painting of Henry VIII-or, more accurately, staring at his kingly crotch in said painting-and I started to wonder, "What the heck was the deal with codpieces, anyway?"