Have ever you ever woken up with your nose pressed against cold, pissy steel?
The answer won't surprise you too much, but it's more complicated than you think.
You know, the piss thing. In the hypothetical situation where the completely unverified piss thing happened. Here are some Qs.
Hey! We're the best in Europe at something!
We hung out with the 'Jackass' star midway through his UK tour.
A seemingly endless stream of drunk people's urine is eroding the stone foundation of the world's tallest church in the German city of Ulm, and no one quite knows how to stop it.
There's a lesson in the disgusting stream of piss emanating from the likes of Donald Trump, Theresa May, and David Davies.
"Public toilets are a type of first aid, in a way."
Medical staff noticed yeast growing in the girl's intravenous drip after the nine-year-old was admitted to the hospital with renal failure.
Spitman was a West London council estate myth until the mobile phone footage turned up.
"Everything is getting so saturated that all you can do is make fun of it."
Earlier this year, I was gifted a free top-of-the-line "smart toilet." I invited my Thanksgiving guests to test it out.