Pizza

After eating pizza off the plate, Cobain used it to write the setlist for a Nirvana show in 1990.

Quad Cities-style pizza rises to the level of legendarily terrible—like 'The Room' or the 'Troll 2' of bad pizza.

It's a mix of "mince, chicken, and lamb," said a worker, but the local council is investigating anyway.

"Everyone was like, ‘What happened down there?’ and I was like, ‘I really don’t know, man. I got the ranch though.'"

Instead of going down a QAnon rabbit hole, why not read up on why Finland is fake?

The call was supposed to be about how to prevent "Papa" John Schnatter from saying something stupid. It does not seem to have helped.

Apparently we've learned nothing in the 33 years since 'Less than Zero' was released.

Pizza on the treadmill ain’t a good look.

Armed with Instagram, a lookalike and a face-swapping app, I managed to swindle free pizza, clothes and even a hotel suite.

Because who doesn't want to follow their jerk off session with mass amounts of grease and cheese?

"It's infuriating."

"My last fully naked customer was about three or four days ago. She didn’t say anything—she just took the pizza and closed the door."