Security Hilariously Avoid Tackling Ben Mendy When they Realize He's Not Pitch Invader
After Manchester City took Liverpool 2-1 in one of the most exciting matches of the season, Ben Mendy took to the field to celebrate with his teammates and stewards didn't realize he was a player until it was almost too late.
Liam Daniel Pierce
The Premier League's Weirdest Player Is the Christmas Hero We All Need
An ode to Callum Paterson, Cardiff City's moustachioed wiggling weirdo.
All Hail Ryan Fraser, the 'Wee Man' Breathing Life into the Premier League
In an opening month that has failed to raise the blood, Bournemouth's nippy winger is the only thing keeping our hearts beating.
Wayne Rooney Caps Hat Trick With Screaming Half-Field Golazo
And the newly signed manager Sam Allardyce watched on from the crowd.
Liam Daniel Pierce
Mourinho the Magnificent: This Weekend in the Premier League
Football has been happening again, and I'm delighted to announce that Jose Mourinho is up to his old tricks.
Decline of the Hard Lad: This Weekend in the Premier League
Crystal Palace finally scored a goal!
These Guys Played 'Premier League Manager 99' for a Thousand Seasons
In August of 2017, N.R. and L.C. finally finished the game, having reached the year 3000.
the transfer window
The Semi-Definitive Guide To Transfer Window Cliches
From ‘swoops’ and ‘raids’ to summer war chests, here’s a concise summary of all the bollocks football fans will have to hear this transfer window.
Five Years and One Eredivisie Title Later, Liverpool Fans Still Love Dirk Kuyt
Despite a fairly average goal tally and only one major trophy in six years of service, Dirk Kuyt is a character who resonates with Liverpool fans and, vice versa, seems to appreciate the Scouse way of life.
Spittle Red Riding Hood
The Cult: El Hadji Diouf
One of the most widely disliked players of his generation, El Hadji Diouf was as much a source of morbid fascination as he was one of football’s ultimate figures of hate.
The Cult: Andrey Arshavin
Andrey Arshavin was on another plane of thought to his teammates, but lost the ability to express his genius. How exactly that happened, nobody seems to know.
in conversation with tony fernandes
Tony Fernandes on Football Fandom and Attempting To Build The New QPR
Despite QPR’s up and down showings under his tenure, Tony Fernandes is one of the more popular owners in English football. We spoke to him about the mistakes of the past and his new vision for the club.