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A Man Allegedly Smelled So Terrible His Flight Had to Make an Emergency Landing

People were reportedly puking and fainting in their seats.
River Donaghey

All the Things You Can Do Instead of Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day

Live! Your! Life!
VICE Staff

Every Type of Drunk You Will Get in Your Entire Life

Here are 103 ways to drink.
VICE Staff
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This Bike Lock Is Supposed to Make Thieves Puke if They Cut It

Cyclists may soon start waging chemical warfare on thieves.
Mike Pearl

Did the Ancient Greeks Get Ebola?

A new paper from Dr. Powel Kazanjian theorizes that the famous Plague of Athens was caused by the same virus that has decimated West Africa in recent years.
Mike Pearl

I Toured NYC's Least Hygienic Restaurants and They Were Delicious

I sampled food from restaurants that have fallen afoul of the Health Department, and enjoyed almost all of it. Then I puked.
River Donaghey
The What Da Fug You Lookin’ At Issue

The Act of Puking

Vomiting makes some people feel so good that they’ve devoted their lives to studying it. Their ultimate goal is to answer the questions: Why do people blow their grits, and what are we to do about it? The answers are more complicated than one might...
Benjamin Shapiro

Stop Whining Because a Cronut Burger Made You Sick

If you haven’t already heard, over a dozen people contracted food poisoning—some got it so bad they even wound up in the hospital—from Toronto’s sloppy ol’ CNE. Give me a fucking break.
Patrick Maloney