In the wake of May's not-so-shock resignation, I went to Westminster to see how people felt about her departure from Number 10.
In the wake of this week's major Extinction Rebellion actions, I went out on the streets of London in search of willing climate martyrs.
Researchers are getting volunteers to trial a sperm-slowing gel, to rival vasectomies (bit extreme) and condoms (widely hated).
"After three weeks – I was very young so don’t judge me – I told her that I loved her. Then it went on for six years."
"People who say they like food more than sex need to orgasm a bit more."
"Yeah look…I’d give myself an 8/10."
"Probably the naughty messages from university time."
"I regret the tattoo on my arm that I just got lasered off about 10 minutes ago."
We asked around Melbourne, Australia to find out.
According to the UN, we've got 12 years left until global warming turns into a full-on disaster. So, what would you do?
Because, apparently, 75 percent of men are secretly confused by domestic appliances.
Not that it's ever going to happen – but, you know, if it did.