Tema, the king of Russian raccoon Instagram, is a breath of fresh air.
“It was the most Toronto thing that’s ever happened.”
Even critters have SoundClouds to promote.
Minnesota Public Radio reporter Tim Nelson is the true hero of this story.
It's currently stuck on the 23rd floor.
And one of his traumatized students seems to have filmed the whole thing.
Looks like 4/20 came early for the little stoner.
For whoever called the cops after they confused an innocent little trash panda for a killing machine.
Local cops have responded to more than a dozen calls of raccoons acting "extremely strange."
We've all been there.
Godspeed, young beast. Your journey gives us all hope.
Warning: things are about to get weird.