Watch a Hungry Student Interrupt Kirsten Gillibrand to Get Ranch for Her Pizza

"Everyone was like, ‘What happened down there?’ and I was like, ‘I really don’t know, man. I got the ranch though.'"


Great-Grandma Avenges Miniature Horse by Shooting 580-Pound Gator

Small-town mayor by day, vengeful gator slayer after hours.


My Ridiculous Quest to Find the Perfect Bong Water

Ranch? La Croix? Holy water? Hot sauce? Which liquid delivers the best hit?


Yoenis Céspedes' Life on the Ranch

Yoenis Céspedes remains a bit of a mystery outside of baseball, despite being one of the most impactful players for the New York Mets. Widely known for crushing balls to the moon and riding into spring training in what seemed to be a never-ending...


I Got My Ass Kicked at an Arm Wrestling Competition

I really thought, because of my experience breaking up one or two fights in my life, I would be prepared to compete in an arm wrestling competition at a Scarborough sports bar. I was wrong.