ranch dressing

2.20.19

Watch a Hungry Student Interrupt Kirsten Gillibrand to Get Ranch for Her Pizza

"Everyone was like, ‘What happened down there?’ and I was like, ‘I really don’t know, man. I got the ranch though.'"

5.29.14

In Defense of Chain Restaurants

Chain restaurants aren’t as bad as you think they are. They’re worse. And that’s wonderful.