Rants

Views My Own

Men, Here’s What You Can Do to Stop Street Harassment

Besides not doing it, duh.
Christine Estima
8.4.17
Words

Deorro Gets Hungry, Goes On Rant at Tomorrowland

Where are my snacks??
THUMP Staff
7.20.14
Stuff

Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Called 911 On Her Cat

This week: A woman called 911 on her cat and Kanye West said having his photo taken was like being raped.
Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
7.11.14
Words

Hey Apple, Fuck You and Fuck Your Garbage Headphone War

Apple is trying to render your earbuds obsolete and we're feeling pretty ornery about it.
Jemayel Khawaja
6.6.14
Features

The New Solipsism: What the Fuck Happened to Indie Rock?

Rock music used to have the decency to be about doing too much coke or banging groupies while complimenting itself on its own sensitivity; now it’s about maintaining your lawn.
Zachary Lipez
3.13.14
Features

Ted Nugent Emailed Us a Bunch of (Totally Real, Definitely Not Fake) Thoughts

We swear.
Jeremy Gordon
2.22.14
Holy Shit

The Yeezus Tour Is Back, So It's Time for More Kanye West Rants: The "Shut the Fuck Up Charlamagne, Sway" Edition

Happy Valentine's Day!
Eric Sundermann
Noisey Redactie
2.14.14
Rainbow Report: The Week in LGBT

Who Will Stop the Homosexual Dance Teacher of East London?!

Homophobes say the funniest things, don't you agree? Dr Mark Walcott is the head of dance and drama at Newham College in East London. He thinks a gay teacher should be fired.
Elektra Kotsoni
12.13.13
Objectively Correct Lists

Kanye West Dropped Another Rant and It Changed My Life

Kanye West's hold on reality slips and slips, and we love it more and more.
Martin Spasov
3.1.13
Features

15 Choice Quotes from Kanye West's Ridiculous Sing-Rant Over the Weekend

Includes such life gems as, "How much shampoo can you sell with your face on it and shit?" and, "Remind me again why the Grammys can suck my dick."
Drew Millard
2.25.13
Pen Pals

Valentine's Day Is a Punch to the Gunt

Girls love a lot of nonsense, like drinking out of wine glasses. What the fuck’s that for? You can just drink cheap wine out the bottle and it tastes lovely as virginal blood. Girls also fall for sucker shit like soap operas and shopping networks, so...
Bert Burykill
2.14.13
Features

Drake: Top of the (Middle) Class

Is it really possible to translate a populist narrative of the downtrodden, an elemental story about the basic needs of life like food and clothing, into a mildly wistful story about bourgie Canadian suburbanites who have yet to accomplish their personal
Colin Small
2.12.13
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