Reading & Leeds
Here's Every Annoying Person You'll Meet at a Festival
The point is that we're all human beings who, at some point, have sucked to be around.
Thinkpieces And Shit
Hey Festival Bookers, It Is Your Responsibility to Promote Diversity, Actually
'The Guardian' published a survey of the UK festival circuit that shows 2,336 men performing on stage compared to 270 women, but some bookers don't seem to think that's their problem.
What I Learned from Growing Up Nu Metal in British Suburbia
Say what you will about nu metal—to kids trapped in nondescript suburbia, futuristic angsty metal with both screaming and rapping makes total sense.
What the Fuck is Going on With This Year’s Festival Line-ups?
The bubble has burst.
Having Sex at Festivals Isn't Just Disgusting, It's Shit
You will find yourself wet in all the wrong ways, bumping against a body you can smell more than you can see.
How to go to a Festival When You're a Small Child, an Old Man, or a Sober Person
We interviewed an 11-year-old and a 60-year-old to find out.
How to Go to a Festival in Your Twenties
The Noisey handbook to taking drugs, doing it with strangers, and getting messed up in a field once you're old enough to feel shame.