Disastrous Calving Season Puts Atlantic’s Right Whales in Serious Jeopardy
Whale experts say the species could be reproductively extinct within 25 years.
A Serious Conversation with a Scientist About How the Dragons on 'Game of Thrones' Fuck
Probably best to consider it a non-canonical conversation.
What It’s Like to Buy Sperm from One of Canada’s 55(ish) Semen Donors
It's a little like eugenics and that's a little icky.
Getting Paid to Jerk Off Isn’t All It's Cracked Up to Be
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life, and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
Should Climate Change Stop Us from Having Babies?
The fact that the earth's atmosphere will undergo some pretty fundamental changes in the next generation raises questions about the benefits of procreation.
Fish with Gigantic Genitals Were the First Species to Get Laid
Sometime around 430 million years ago, a fish known as a placoderm developed arms, legs, jaws, and genitals. Then, according to paleontologist John Long, two of those placoderms threw their inhibitions out the window and got down to fuckin'.
We Asked Three Doctors How Illegal Drugs Affect Your Sperm
The older you get, the less wise it is to habitually use cocaine, meth, weed, acid, or heroin—especially if you're planning on having a child in the near future. We got an expert panel to explain just what drugs will do to your "little swimmers."
This Week in Teens
This Week in Teens: Michael Brown Is Dead, and Now We Know Who Killed Him
America invented teenagers and apparently reserves the right to kill them in cold blood, too.