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2.3.16

Rick Santorum Is Reportedly Dropping Out of the Presidential Race

After a disappointing finish in Iowa, Rick Santorum is expected to announce that he's going home.

7.28.15

Breaking Down the Republican War Against Legal Immigration

After years of trying to crack down on undocumented immigrants, some GOP presidential hopefuls are trying to broaden the fight against foreign workers.

6.12.15

What Every Republican Gets Wrong About Immigration

Amid all the right-wing hysteria over amnesty and border security, the GOP doesn't seem to have noticed that the threat they promise to eliminate isn't much of a threat anymore.

5.28.15

Rick Santorum Begins His Slow Slide into Frothy Irrelevance

The sweater-vested theocrat announced Wednesday that he is making a second White House run.

5.23.15

A Very Early Preview of the 2016 Republican Debate Cagefights

With approximately 1,200 Republicans running for president, the 2016 primary debates will be a test of just how much crazy the GOP can stand.

3.3.15

What Each CPAC Speaker’s Intro Song Says About Them

One of these bloated corpses could be our next president. See what music they like!

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1.9.15

American Conservatives Are Using the Paris Terror Attacks to Call for More War on Terror

In the wake of the attack, leading Republicans bashed Prsident Obama for being soft on national security.

11.10.14

God Help Us, the 2016 Presidential Campaign Is Here

Now that the midterms are over, we can turn our attention to the Real Election. Here's a breakdown of all the poor suckers who are running for president in 2016.

12.21.12

The Worst People

“I kind of wish everyone on Earth hadn't died,” Casey Anthony said, running her fingers through Rick Santorum's hair. “Just so we could all rub it in their stupid faces that we did survive.” Howls of laughter filled the beach. Courtney Love said, “God...

4.16.12

Dogmageddon - So Long, and Thanks for All the Froth

It is a mistake to confuse the high volume of a single crazy person for a chorus from the masses.

4.11.12

The Social Conservative Crack-Up

What once looked like a solid block of principled consistency now looks like an Etch-a-Sketch that was stolen, stripped, and left for dead in a dumpster behind the neighborhood Chik-Fil-A.

3.30.12

Did Rick Santorum Almost Just Call Obama the "N-Word"?

Was he really going to describe Barack as "the anti-war, government nigger"?

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