Rob Gronkowski

4.19.18

Rob Gronkowski Invests in Gronkowski, the Horse

The New England Patriots tight end discovered that a horse was named after him, so of course he wanted a piece of that action.

3.30.18

Gronkowski to Race in Kentucky Derby

There's a horse in southwest London who is headed to Kentucky. His name is Gronk... owski.

2.7.18

New York Lawmakers Want to Make Your Tide Pods Look Less Delicious

The new bill would force detergent companies to make their packets a "uniform colour that is not attractive to children."

12.4.17

Explaining Why Gronk Should Be Suspended to a Totally Not Made Up Boston Fan

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski took a cheap shot at a prone player on Sunday and should be suspended.

6.5.17

Gronk Intercepts Bouquet and Spikes It, Is the Worst Wedding Guest

I mean, I'm sure everyone loved it, but why Gronk on your wedding day?

5.24.17

Rob Gronkowski Stars in a New Music Video and It Is Peak Gronk

There are, truly, no words for this.

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4.19.17

Gronk Interrupts Sean Spicer Presser asks "Do You Need Some Help?"

America's mascot asks america's laughing stock if he needs any help, everybody laughs, ha ha ha.

4.10.17

Waka Flocka Flame Banned From Cruise Line Because Somebody (Maybe Flo Rida) Pooped on Poop Deck

The incident reportedly occurred at Rob Gronkowski's cruise party last year.

2.27.17

Gronk Tries, Fails 69 Joke

Someone decided to really crank up the Gronk today by surrounding him with energy drink reps and a bunch of gasoline-torching vehicles.

2.7.17

Fan Throws Ball to Pats During Parade, they Catch it, Sign it, and Throw it Back

Fans also might have been throwing them baggies of weed. Doubtful they threw those back, though.

2.1.17

Rob Gronkowski Intentionally Missed a Free Throw in High School to Keep the Score at 69

Rob Gronkowski's love of 69 goes all the way back to high school. At least.

12.2.16

Christopher Harris' Fantasy Football Mailbag Week 13

What to do with Rob Gronkowski out for good? Is Larry Fitzgerald done? Is grunge terrible? Fantasy football expert Christopher Harris answers your most pressing questions.

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