Not Actual News
Here’s a Bullshit Non-Story About Rod Stewart Staging a “Mock Execution” in the Desert
Good that we forced him to apologize though. Who knows what horrors his lack of contrition may have wrought.
Alex Robert Ross
Objectively Correct Lists
26 Musicians Too Rock to Show Up for Their Own Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction
What's more anti-establishment than not showing up for your own party?
Watch A$AP Rocky's "Hip-Hop Hollywood Love Story" Video for "Everyday," Feat. Rod Stewart, Miguel, and Mark Ronson
Yes, Rod Stewart is in the video.
A$AP Rocky Just Dropped a Track with Rod Stewart, Mark Ronson, and Miguel
Finally, Rod Stewart is an A$AP Mob affiliate.
Re-Doing the Damage Done with Danny Whitten’s Veins
Influenced by Venom P Stinger and Flipper these Adelaide punks inflict major damage.
Listen to a New Song from Young Turks
It's all moshy and fingerpointy.
Rod Stewart's "She Makes Me Happy" Is The Worst Love Letter Ever Written
Guess how many people it took to write this song.
The Canadian Grammies are Called the Juno Awards, and They're Very Random and Canadian
First off, all of these awards are sponsored by gigantic companies which makes them immediately suspect, and Rod Stewart's Christmas album got nominated as the International Album of the Year, which seems like a clerical error.
The Twelve Days Of Mero - Rod Stewart's "Merry Christmas, Baby"
STANDOUT TRACK: THE ONE ABOUT CHRISTMAS WAS OKAY.
The Kid Mero
The Raised Up Right Issue
Celebrities as Food
Photos by Jaimie Warren and custom masks, makeup, and hair by Lee Heinemann.