romance is dead
Why Is Tinder Trying So Hard to Kill Its Own Boner?
It's still desperately trying to tell us it's not a hook-up app.
I Hosted the Saddest Tinder Orgy Ever and I Can Only Blame Myself (and Millennials)
His conical, moist nipples stuck out obnoxiously into the firelight like two hairy pink traffic cones. Fuck this guy. I hated him and I hated his nipples.
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