We Bid Thee, Big Sam, Awaken: The Return Of England’s Prodigal Son
Somewhere on the Costa Blanca, a primal power stirs and awakens. It is Big Sam, he is dressed like Henry V, and he is about to descend on England like an avenging angel to slay those ungrateful fooks at the FA.
England Players Receive "Our Journey Has Begun" Postcards from Sam Allardyce Two Days After He Was Fired
But maybe we shouldn't ridicule The Fates' cruel hand. Allardyce left England undefeated, after all.
Reflections On The Sam Allardyce Scandal: Bowing Out With A Pint Of Wine
With Big Sam in the shit after an undercover sting by The Telegraph, we explore the biggest question thrown up by the investigation: seriously, is he drinking a pint of fucking wine?