Sam Allardyce


Wayne Rooney Caps Hat Trick With Screaming Half-Field Golazo

And the newly signed manager Sam Allardyce watched on from the crowd.
Liam Daniel Pierce
Spittle Red Riding Hood

The Cult: El Hadji Diouf

One of the most widely disliked players of his generation, El Hadji Diouf was as much a source of morbid fascination as he was one of football’s ultimate figures of hate.
Will Magee
cry 'god for big sam england and saint george!'

We Bid Thee, Big Sam, Awaken: The Return Of England’s Prodigal Son

Somewhere on the Costa Blanca, a primal power stirs and awakens. It is Big Sam, he is dressed like Henry V, and he is about to descend on England like an avenging angel to slay those ungrateful fooks at the FA.
Will Magee
the wayne rooney pint glass controversy

The Spirit Of Big Sam Compels You: Analysing The Wayne Rooney Wine Fiasco

With The Sun speculating that Wayne Rooney got completely off his tits after England’s win against Scotland last week, we ask the big questions about the latest national team wine scandal.
Will Magee
resigning in the shitter

True Nobility In The Bogs: Remembering The End Of Kevin Keegan’s England Reign

On this day, 16 years ago, England lost their last ever match at the old Wembley Stadium. What ensued was both hilarious and poignant, in the way that only Kevin Keegan could be.
Will Magee
big sam vs. modern technology

Sam Allardyce Renamed The St. George’s Park WiFi Connection, And This Is What It Means

During his short spell as England manager, Big Sam apparently named the in-house WiFi connection ‘BIG SAM’S OFFICE’. This is extremely significant, for more reasons than one.
Will Magee
Football Association

England Players Receive "Our Journey Has Begun" Postcards from Sam Allardyce Two Days After He Was Fired

But maybe we shouldn't ridicule The Fates' cruel hand. Allardyce left England undefeated, after all.
Liam Daniel Pierce
Sam Allardyce

Sam Allardyce out as England Manager

Sam Allardyce is no longer England's manager following a sting exposing him attempting to profit off scamming the Premier League transfer market rules.
Sean Newell
big sam necking a pint of chablis

Reflections On The Sam Allardyce Scandal: Bowing Out With A Pint Of Wine

With Big Sam in the shit after an undercover sting by The Telegraph, we explore the biggest question thrown up by the investigation: seriously, is he drinking a pint of fucking wine?
Will Magee
Sam Allardyce

​England Manager Sam Allardyce Caught in Premier League Transfer Market Sting

Allardyce got busted teaching "Far East businessmen" how to scam the transfer market. Oops.
Dave Brown

Antonio, Antonio, Wherefore Art Thou Antonio: Eulogising West Ham's England Hopeful

In our next Premier League Review, we wax lyrical about England’s unlikely new champion, Michail Antonio.
Will Magee

Jurgen Klinsmann Had Nothing to Lose by Keeping Silent About England

Sam Allardyce may have the job, but it may as well have resealed Jurgen Klinsmann's USMNT contract.
Leander Schaerlaeckens