"In order to get people to listen to you around here, you actually have to tell them you're the damn devil."
Satanism is basically atheism but with a pinch of devil worship. We asked a satanic reverend to explain why it's more than just teenage angst.
After shooting 47-year-old Nickcole Dykema with a beanbag to no effect—twice—police eventually took her down with a Taser.
Wolf Eyes, Sadist, and William Morrison of Skinny Puppy played a warehouse rave that had to be hidden from anti-Satanist protesters.
Proof, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Rihanna is a total Illuminati Satanist.
The concept of "pro-abortion Satanists" sounds like the deranged fantasy of a particularly unimaginative conservative politician. They do exist, though, and they have a political agenda.
No one is sacrificing innocent children to the Dark Overlord.
The satanic panic of the 80s and early 90s gave birth to a squad dedicated to hunting satanic crimes, and today the status of the unit remains shrouded in mystery.
Also this week: A woman freaked out because she thought she saw a pentagram in a school bus brake light.