A new survey shows that way more people than you'd think are very horny for traffic wardens.
"Yeah look…I’d give myself an 8/10."
From January until the end of March, desperation is at an all-time high.
Out of 200 cities, our fair capital was near the top of the list.
We asked people the most important question of the election.
Unlock the shag, the shag, unlock.
Statistics suggest nightclubs are apparently the third most popular sex spot in the UK.
You will find yourself wet in all the wrong ways, bumping against a body you can smell more than you can see.
Mariano Rivera, one of the few players baseball fans can agree upon, ripped up his knee shagging flies during batting practice.