It's 65 feet tall, and it is deeply, deeply weird.
If you want to step to the King you gotta be prepared to take the antlers.
Behold, one of the greatest artistic achievements of our time.
Corin Johnson, the sculptor who designed the piece for Cave's hometown of Warracknabeal, describes it as "Louis 14th meets spiritual outlaw."
You can display it in your living room or beat it to a pulp for roughly $30,000.
The country wants the US to "severely punish" the perpetrator. A thumb for a thumb, perhaps?
And it's more anatomically forgiving than those naked US statues.
"It's time for Félicette to get the memorial she rightly deserves."
Here are some of the flashpoints.
Maria doles out some history before performing erotic vandalism on a statue of a popular Russian revolutionary.