The guy celebrated his 50th birthday by hurling his middle-aged body into the abyss.
He placed the blame for the stunt on the "alcohol, man."
I followed in Michael Douglas' footsteps to see if walking across town in the heat would turn me into a murderous racist.
Wearing only his boxers, the guy brought traffic to a two-hour standstill during rush hour.
It was an impressively elaborate troll.
No Hollywood magic required.
The cops called it "one of best senior pranks that Cumberland High School has seen."
The seven foot yellow boa constrictor named Misty is presumed dead.
Fourteen years earlier Kirk Jones became the first man to go over the falls unaided and live to talk about it.
The 55-year-old only used a pair of climbing shoes and a bag of chalk.
Is this how people in Alberta have fun?