What It’s Like Writing Pickup Lines for the Rich Dudes Who Outsource Their Dating Profiles
Turns out flirting with women your mom's age is a decent side-gig for students.
The Six Types of People Who Will Ruin Burning Man Just by Being There
A handy guide to the people you should run away from when you see them in Black Rock City.
Austin Gebbia (AKA Dear Morni)
'Silicon Valley' Has Turned into the 'Office Space' Sequel We Need
Finally someone is treating capitalism as a joke.
San Francisco: Where Violent Street Gangs and Silicon Valley Tech Bros Coexist
There's gang violence on the same street corners where gentrifiers are paying thousands of dollars in rent.
Delhi Just Banned Uber After a Driver Allegedly Raped a Passenger
The area once known as the rape capital of India has another horrific high-profile crime on its hands.
Obama's Campaign Mastermind Is Helping Uber Take Over the World
Uber has been taking the country (and much of Planet Earth) by storm. But they're pissing a lot of people off in the process, which helps explain why they just hired the guy who sold Barack Obama to America.
How To Be a Landlord in San Francisco
Being a landlord in San Francisco is like being a coke-dealer in the 80s. People are basically throwing money at you for doing nothing. It’s like finding a cauldron of gold doubloons buried in your backyard. It’s pretty sweet.
Reasons Why San Francisco Is the Worst Place Ever
San Francisco is now the home of the most aggressively irritating douchebags in America. It didn't used to be this way. SF used to be a cool place to live. Now, it's just a breeding ground for shitty dudes.