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12.27.12

Hawaiian Monk Seals!

Like many sea-dwelling mammals, Hawaiian monk seals are finding it nearly impossible to live in and around an ocean that has been raped, pillaged, polluted, and generally used as a landfill-cum-toilet by humanity since the halcyon days of the...

11.16.12

Syrian Hamsters

These furry bags of joy love desert climates and stuffing as much food into their cheek pouches as possible—in fact, their Arabic name roughly translates as “Mr. Saddlebags.” Not joking.

10.31.12

Wiener Dog Races!

In August, Montreal held its fifth annual wiener-dog race day. Prizes were awarded for the fastest runner, best costume, and bobbing for wieners—that’s like bobbing for apples but with dogs and cocktail wieners, and it’s as amazing as it sounds.

9.14.12

Kuppy-Cats!

The room went silent as the scientist slowly opened the cage door and gently removed a two-week-old specimen of his own invention, plainly stating, “Behold the final frontier of cute: the kuppy-cat.”

6.1.12

Lovely Owls

I think if everyone got his or her own owl to raise we would have world peace in no time.

3.28.12

Baby Camels

We admit, we’re not huge fans of camels. At first glance, they look like disabled, lumpy horses (and horses are quite frightening to begin with, unless they’re miniature). But when we recently

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2.15.12

Dog Grooming Expo

Whoooooo! What a relief. You've finally made it to the Cute Show Page! Release the heavy burden and sad vibes the rest of this issue has heaped upon you and just R-E-L-A-X

2.9.12

Guinea Pig Village

Guinea pigs are those chubby-faced mega-hamsters that squeak when you squeeze them.

1.17.12

Baby Wombat Orphans

We asked our associate editor Harry what he thought about wombats, and he said, "An ugly animal--like a bat but dumber." Then we whipped out this photo and he was paralyzed in an alternating

11.7.11

Red Squirrel Orphans

You know how squirrels stand all hunched over a nut, tightly grasping it with their tiny claws and then shoving it into their mouths so their cheeks get all puffed? Everyone loves that.

10.13.11

Snow Leopard Cubs

There's nothing better than watching newborn animals curiously explore the world around them

9.26.11
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