The Cute Show Page!

The Hopelessness Issue

Hawaiian Monk Seals!

Like many sea-dwelling mammals, Hawaiian monk seals are finding it nearly impossible to live in and around an ocean that has been raped, pillaged, polluted, and generally used as a landfill-cum-toilet by humanity since the halcyon days of the...
ELLIS JONES
12.27.12
The Syria Issue

Syrian Hamsters

These furry bags of joy love desert climates and stuffing as much food into their cheek pouches as possible—in fact, their Arabic name roughly translates as “Mr. Saddlebags.” Not joking.
ELLIS JONES
11.16.12
The Raised Up Right Issue

Wiener Dog Races!

In August, Montreal held its fifth annual wiener-dog race day. Prizes were awarded for the fastest runner, best costume, and bobbing for wieners—that’s like bobbing for apples but with dogs and cocktail wieners, and it’s as amazing as it sounds.
ELLIS JONES
10.31.12
The Weird Science Issue

Kuppy-Cats!

The room went silent as the scientist slowly opened the cage door and gently removed a two-week-old specimen of his own invention, plainly stating, “Behold the final frontier of cute: the kuppy-cat.”
ELLIS JONES
9.14.12
the it's actually quite weird issue

Lovely Owls

I think if everyone got his or her own owl to raise we would have world peace in no time.
ELLIS JONES
6.1.12
the holy trinity issue

Baby Camels

We admit, we’re not huge fans of camels. At first glance, they look like disabled, lumpy horses (and horses are quite frightening to begin with, unless they’re miniature). But when we recently
Ellis Jones, Photo by Martin Sinkgraven
3.28.12
The Moral Compass Issue

Dog Grooming Expo

Whoooooo! What a relief. You've finally made it to the Cute Show Page! Release the heavy burden and sad vibes the rest of this issue has heaped upon you and just R-E-L-A-X
ELLIS JONES
2.15.12
The Fashion Issue 2012

Guinea Pig Village

Guinea pigs are those chubby-faced mega-hamsters that squeak when you squeeze them.
ELLIS JONES
2.9.12
The Children of the Dragon Issue

Baby Wombat Orphans

We asked our associate editor Harry what he thought about wombats, and he said, "An ugly animal--like a bat but dumber." Then we whipped out this photo and he was paralyzed in an alternating
ELLIS JONES
1.17.12
The Tp For Your Bunghole Issue

Red Squirrel Orphans

You know how squirrels stand all hunched over a nut, tightly grasping it with their tiny claws and then shoving it into their mouths so their cheeks get all puffed? Everyone loves that.
ELLIS JONES
11.7.11
The Spoooooooooooooky Issue

Snow Leopard Cubs

There's nothing better than watching newborn animals curiously explore the world around them
ELLIS JONES
10.13.11
The Issue That Cares

Peruvian Hairless Dogs

ELLIS JONES
9.26.11
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