the hobbit


Why Good Actors End Up in Terrible Films

We spoke to people working in the industry to answer the most important question of modern cinema.


I Rewatched 'The Hobbit' to Figure Out Why Movies Have Gotten So Ugly

The first film of the Hobbit trilogy was slammed for looking awful at the time of its release. So why do so many movies look just like it all these years later?


Cry-Baby of the Week: A Guy Threw a Cat Out of a Window Because It Peed on Him

Also this week: A kid allegedly got suspended from school for threatening to use the ring from the Lord of the Rings to make another kid disappear.


Brief Reviews of Every Movie I Saw in Theaters in 2012

Maybe American movies used to be better before they started trying to remake everything, or maybe I was just a little kid then and now I’m slightly more tired of it all. Whatever the case, here are some tiny shitface diatribes about the nine movies I...