Former Bakery Worker Allegedly Stole $90,000 Worth of Wildly Expensive Cakes

Lady M didn't notice that it was missing more than 1,000 cakes until someone revealed that they were being sold on the black market.


This Guy Got Stuck in a Restaurant's Disgusting Grease Duct for Two Days

It took firefighters almost an hour to get him out once they finally found him.


Thieves Spent Hours Harvesting $15,000 of Garlic in Weird Farm Heist

This has never happened in Australia before.


The Cops Are Hunting for an Alleged Thief Who Looks Like Ross from 'Friends'

"We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date."


The Best Way to Steal a Shark Is by Pretending It's a Baby, Apparently

Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark, and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.


This Man Was Prepared to Take a Bullet for His $1,700 Louis Vuitton Bag

"You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands."


Some Guy Allegedly Stole Frances McDormand's Oscar and Pretended It Was His

Her Best Actress award was quite literally robbed.


China Is Pretty Pissed Someone Stole Its 2,200-Year-Old Statue's Thumb

The country wants the US to "severely punish" the perpetrator. A thumb for a thumb, perhaps?


How Italy's Most Famous Thief Built His Career on Accidentally Robbing Prince Charles

Renato Rinino was a child prodigy when it came to stealing and later made his name as a sort of Italian Robin Hood—a criminal with a heart of gold.


Some Weirdo/Hero Is Stealing/Liberating Female Mannequins

Buddy really likes plastic torsos.