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The Urban Dictionary Guide to Music
When a guy has a lot of hair in the area between his balls and his ass: "Goochi Mane."
The Essential Songs of the Rugby World Cup
Rugby has a deep and rich relationship with music. From anthems to supporters' songs, it provides a fitting soundtrack to the World Cup.
We Got Tom Jones to Review Section Boyz, SOPHIE, and "Hotline Bling"
Sir Tom Jones knows more about Drake samples than you and he has a message for The BBC and their "bullshit."
I Spent 19 Hours Inside a London Chain Supermarket
You don't know true loneliness until you drink two cans of cider alone in an ASDA's garden furniture department.
I Played “The Boys Are Back in Town” on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
What Instagram Threw Up During the Grammys
Everyone knows the best way to get famous when you're just famous enough to get an invite to the Grammys, but not famous enough for anyone to know who you are, is to dress in a side-of-the-highway fence.
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Five Acts That Should Be Playing the AFL Grand Final Instead of Ed Sheeran
The AFL has a history of getting it wrong when it comes to entertainment on Grand Final day. Here's our suggestions for getting it right.