When a guy has a lot of hair in the area between his balls and his ass: "Goochi Mane."
Rugby has a deep and rich relationship with music. From anthems to supporters' songs, it provides a fitting soundtrack to the World Cup.
Sir Tom Jones knows more about Drake samples than you and he has a message for The BBC and their "bullshit."
You don't know true loneliness until you drink two cans of cider alone in an ASDA's garden furniture department.
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
Everyone knows the best way to get famous when you're just famous enough to get an invite to the Grammys, but not famous enough for anyone to know who you are, is to dress in a side-of-the-highway fence.
The AFL has a history of getting it wrong when it comes to entertainment on Grand Final day. Here's our suggestions for getting it right.