"It’s certainly a different style to Theresa May, but is it really better?!"
Dude! We are totally screwed!
The hearings which last time saw an MP read from the Christchurch shooters manifesto again went poorly for the Conservatives.
She claimed to have a zeal for dealing with helping the Left-Behinds, but left them behind as she failed to get to grips with a historical period of crisis.
Her speech unsurprisingly glossed over her incompetence, her outright failures and her more heartless policies.
Brexit has been extended until the 31st of October, helping the Halloween-horror headlines write themselves.
Here are the odds on who those defectors might be.
This weekend saw the launch of Turning Point UK, a British chapter of an American conservative youth movement.
On Monday, the new work minister dismissed a UN report that outlined austerity-driven poverty in the UK as "too political".
After Boris Johnson's attention-seeking racist article, the pressure is building for them to finally take the issue seriously.
The dog whistles are getting easier and easier to hear these days.
She swerved a proper rebellion by playing everyone else off against each other.