Tweets

ABC have ordered 10 episodes of 'The Conners,' but the show's original star will have no creative or financial involvement.

She's 14 years old, people.

That was fast.

West Wing staff apparently imitates Trump’s voice by adopting grammatical errors and disorderly syntax in his uniquely primitive style.

The late-night hosts break down the politicians' fighting words, both on and off Twitter.

Including "covfefe," apparently.

The agents are apparently struggling to deal with a "tidal wave of threats" made against the president on Twitter.

"I've seen a dog & bitch indulging in full 69."

We talked to some of the best minds in ornithology about that horrifying turkey tweet.

When I say 'I'M FUCKED UP!' in a way that embraces where I am (and where other people are as well), I'm not creating an advertisement for fucked-upness or trying to convert anyone. I'm reporting from the trenches.

The tweets were just a bunch of scientific facts, posted without comment. Now they're gone.

There's nothing quite like overcompensating for tiny hands by having big Twitter fingers.