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Which New York City Borough Would Win an All-Out Civil War?

I canvassed dozens of experts, journalists, and regular New Yorkers to find out the answer. Here's what they said.
John Surico
6.11.18
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Steph Curry Kicks in Long Bomb, Is Officially Unstoppable

Perhaps the Golden State star should be pulling double duty for the Warriors and USMNT.
Liam Daniel Pierce
11.11.17
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Hold On, Does This Mean the Teletubbies Fuck?

A question for the ages.
Joel Golby
7.30.17
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What Would Happen in the Hours and Minutes After the US Bombed Iran?

Here's how it might go down, according to a trio of experts.
Mike Pearl
6.19.17
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What Happens to Canada in a Nuclear War

Here’s the unlikely but not impossible scenario that would bring the a nuclear warhead to Canadian soil and what would happen after the blast.
Adam Kovac
5.1.17
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Here’s How Many Humans You Would Need to Hunt to Survive the Apocalypse

A new study on the nutritional value of eating humans led us to “investigate.”
Mack Lamoureux
4.17.17
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What Would Happen in the Minutes and Hours After the US Attacked North Korea?

A timeline of a disastrous end to one of the world's longest-simmering crises.
Mike Pearl
4.5.17
New music

Hear "What If," a Contemplative New Track from Kevin Gates

It's the first release from the rapper since his incarceration last October.
Noisey Staff
4.5.17
PROFILES

The German Composer Who Made Pianos Play Themselves

On his new record, Hauschka used player pianos to become a one-man band and explore a disastrous possible future.
Keagon Voyce
4.4.17
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What Would Happen in the Hours and Minutes After a US-China War Started?

No one in their right mind wants the US and China to go to war, but let's face it: They could. Here's what the first day would look like.
Mike Pearl
3.22.17
Drugs

What Canada Would Look Like if Trudeau Legalized All Drugs

If pot is going to be legal by 2018, could we see cocaine sold in stores by 2030?
Allison Tierney
1.25.17
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What Would Happen in the Minutes and Hours After a Coup in America?

The government won't be taken over by the military, but here's what it would look like if it did.
Mike Pearl
1.24.17
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